Peace Is The Soft And Holy Shadow

There Is Only One Good Substitute For The Endearments Of A Sister, And That Is The Endearments Of Some Other Fellow's Sister.

If Men Were Stubborn Just In Proportion As They Were Right, Stubbornness Would Take Her Seat Among The Virtues; But Men Are Generally Stubborn Just In Proportion As They Are Ignorant And Wrong.

Doesn't Know Much, But Leads The League In Nostril Hair.

I Don't Care How Much A Man Talks, If He Only Says It In A Few Words.

Show Me A Thoroughly Contented Person, And I Will Show You A Useless One.