Painting Is Much More Than Therapy To

I Was A Handsome Boy, A Very Handsome Young Man, Bright Blue Eyes, Mmm. I Would Make Trucks Skid Off The Road. Anyway, Girls Were Never A Problem; The Problem Was Me. But A Lot Of Guys Didn't Like Me Because I Made It Look So Easy, But It Wasn't Easy For Me Or Anybody. When You're 24, It's Not Easy. You Haven't Reached Anywhere That You Want To Be, So My Looks Helped Me Get In The Movies, And I'm Privileged That My Parents Came Up With What I Look Like. What They Did I'll Never Know And I Don't Care.

They Gave Me Away As A Prize Once - A Win Tony Curtis For A Weekend Competition. The Woman Who Won Was Disappointed. She'd Hoped For Second Prize - A New Stove.

I Can't Sit Around And Wait For The Telephone To Ring.

I Will Always Remember This Summer Day In Paris, When I Was To Perform A Great Acrobatic Move. I Can Still See Myself Stepping On The Ring Of A Packed Circus Along Real Performers.

Someone Said To Me, "hey, What's It Like Kissing Marilyn Monroe?" I Said, "it's Like Kissing Hitler. What Are You Doing Asking Me Such A Stupid Question?"