You Wanna Know The Secret Of Life?

They Gave Me Away As A Prize Once - A Win Tony Curtis For A Weekend Competition. The Woman Who Won Was Disappointed. She'd Hoped For Second Prize - A New Stove.

Everywhere I Go In The World, People Know Me And Recognise Me And Really Show Affection For Me.

While You're Doing It, You Don't Really Know What You're Doing.

I Was A Handsome Boy, A Very Handsome Young Man, Bright Blue Eyes, Mmm. I Would Make Trucks Skid Off The Road. Anyway, Girls Were Never A Problem; The Problem Was Me. But A Lot Of Guys Didn't Like Me Because I Made It Look So Easy, But It Wasn't Easy For Me Or Anybody. When You're 24, It's Not Easy. You Haven't Reached Anywhere That You Want To Be, So My Looks Helped Me Get In The Movies, And I'm Privileged That My Parents Came Up With What I Look Like. What They Did I'll Never Know And I Don't Care.

I Want The Public To Know That It Will Be An Honor For Me To Meet Them And Spend A Few Special Moments With All Those Who Helped Me Through My Filmed Career.