Ozone Man, Ozone. He's Crazy, Way Out,

I Wouldn't Answer The Marijuana Questions. You Know Why? Because I Don't Want Some Little Kid Doing What I Tried.

Service Is Never A Simple Act; It's About Sacrifice For Others And About Accomplishment For Ourselves, About Reaching Out, One Person To Another, About All Our Choices Gathered Together As A Country To Reach Across All Our Divides.

There Are Truckloads Of Broccoli At This Very Minute Descending On Washington. My Family Is Divided. For The Broccoli Vote Out There: Barbara Loves Broccoli. She Has Tried To Make Me Eat It. She Eats It All The Time Herself. So She Can Go Out And Meet The Caravan Of Broccoli That's Coming In.

Old Fashioned As It May Seem To Some, It Is My Duty To Serve My Country. And I Didn't Seek This Job But I Want To Do It, And I Will Do My Very Best.

Each Of The Patriots Whom We Remember On This Day Was First A Beloved Son Or Daughter, A Brother Or Sister, Or A Spouse, Friend, And Neighbor.