Owning A Dog Is Slightly Less Expensive

No Matter How Happy Anyone Is With Their Choices, I Believe It's Human Nature To Wonder About The Path Not Taken.

For The Record? I Have Never Been Her Baby. In Fact, I Reject The Notion Of Coming Out Of Her Body. I Prefer To Believe I Was Hatched, Or Perhaps Purchased.

I Never Ever, Ever Say Anything Against My Husband To Anyone Except My Husband. Everyone Gets In Fights, And I Think The Natural Propensity For Women Is, 'oh I Want To Talk To Someone.' But The Minute You Take What Bothers You Outside The Bond Between You And Your Husband, You Let Someone Else Into The Relationship And That Causes A Wedge.

I'm Not Lazy. I'm Simply Judicious About Excess Movement.

Owning A Dog Is Slightly Less Expensive Than Being Addicted To Crack.