Over The Weekend Mitt Romney Went Body

Over In Afghanistan, Osama Stuck His Head Out Of The Cave And Saw A Shadow. So, That Means Six More Weeks Of Bombing.

How About That Oil Slick In The Gulf Of Mexico. And You Know, The Oil Slick Is Going Everywhere. So The Next Time Somebody Lands On The Hudson, It Won't Be That Big A Deal.

Did You Folks See President Bush's State Of The Union Address? How About That Surprise Announcement? Howard Dean Has Been Captured And He's In The Hands Of Interrogators.

Love: You Can't Start It Like A Car, You Can't Stop It With A Gun.

A New Survey Indicates That Obama Supporters Love Iphones. So If You Have An Iphone, Chances Are You Are Going To Be Supporting President Obama. In A Related Story, If You Support Governor Chris Christie From New Jersey, Chances Are You Love Ihop.