Wake Me Up When I'm A Size

There Are Only Two Secrets To A Slimmer Shape ... High Heels And Shoulder Pads!

What Happened To The Good Old Days Of "woman As Passive Recipient?" What Happened To Being Courted? What Happened To Sitting Back Under A Parasol And Granting Someone A Chance To Try To Win Us Over?

Where's My Tax Form? Where's The File That's Supposed To Hold My W-2 Form And Interest Statement? Where's The Mileage Log I Specifically Asked Be Kept Last Year?? Where's The Monthly Check Summary? And Who's Been Stuffing Visa Receipts In The Aluminum Foil Drawer??!! How Embarrassing. I'm Surrounded By Idiots And I'm The Only One In The Office.

Each Of Us Wages A Private Battle Each Day Between The Grand Fantasies We Have For Ourselves And What Actually Happens.

So Often, Happiness Is The Extent To Which We Balance Our Grandiose Expectations With Reality.