Wake Me Up When I'm A Size

Imagine My Surprise When, After A Lifetime Of Teaching Me To Keep Personal Things To Myself, Mom Insisted My Drawings Were The Start Of A Comic Strip For Millions Of People To Enjoy.

Allow Yourself To Graduate, Every Five Years.

I'm More Financially Successful, But It Just Means The Shopping Blunders I Make Are Bigger Now.

What Happened To The Good Old Days Of "woman As Passive Recipient?" What Happened To Being Courted? What Happened To Sitting Back Under A Parasol And Granting Someone A Chance To Try To Win Us Over?

Every Time I Get Something Under Control In My Own Life, The World Provides More Material.