Wake Me Up When I'm A Size

When Life Gives You Lemons, Squirt Someone In The Eye.

Imagine My Surprise When, After A Lifetime Of Teaching Me To Keep Personal Things To Myself, Mom Insisted My Drawings Were The Start Of A Comic Strip For Millions Of People To Enjoy.

Small Wastebasket Liners, $1.17 ... Tall Wastebasket Liners, $2.29 ... Garbage Can Liners, $3.98 ... I Think I Just Spent $7.44 Buying Something I'm Going To Throw Away.

Food ... Love ... Mother ... Career ... Live Every Day To The Fullest. Partake Of The Four Basic Guilt Groups.

A Lot Of Married People Certainly Have Wonderful Relationships With Their Dogs, But When You're Single And Your Dog Is The Only Other Living Thing In Your House, It's A Really Special Relationship Which I Wanted Cathy To Have.