Onward Up Many A Frightening Creek, Though

Writing For Children Is Murder. A Chapter Has To Be Boiled Down To A Paragraph. Every Word Has To Count.

Today I Shall Behave, As If This Is The Day I Will Be Remembered.

Oh, What A Day. I Will Make It A Holiday.

Oh, The Places You'll Go! There Is Fun To Be Done! There Are Points To Be Scored. There Are Games To Be Won. And The Magical Things You Can Do With That Ball Will Make You The Winning-est Winner Of All. Fame! You'll Be As Famous As Famous Can Be, With The Whole Wide World Watching You Win On Tv. Except When They Don't Because, Sometimes They Won't. I'm Afraid That Some Times You'll Play Lonely Games Too. Games You Can't Win 'cause You'll Play Against You.

A Kid Is A Guy I Never Wrote Down To. He's Interested In What I Say If I Make It Interesting.