If Ifs Were Gifts, Every Day Would

The Only Difference Between A Good Shot And A Bad Shot Is If It Goes In Or Not.

I Read That Heavy Drinking Is Bad For Your Health. I Decided I Better Stop Reading.

Look, I'm In The Top 20 Of Players Who Ever Lived.

I Just Thank God For Dennis [rodman], Cause He Makes Me Look Like A Saint.

If Somebody Hits You With An Object You Should Beat The Hell Out Of Them.