If Ifs Were Gifts, Every Day Would

Every Time I Think About Changing A Diaper, I Run A Little Bit Harder And A Little Bit Faster To Make Sure I Can Afford A Nanny Until My Daughter's Old Enough To Take Care Of That Herself.

People Say I Eat A Lot. I Really Don't. More Or Less I Just Eat All The Time.

Poor People Have Been Voting For Democrats For The Last 50 Years And They're Still Poor.

They Always Try To Make It Like Jocks Discriminate Against Gay People. I've Been A Big Proponent Of Gay Marriage For A Long Time, Because As A Black Person, I Can't Be In For Any Form Of Discrimination At All.

I Don't Believe Athletes Should Be Role Models. . . . We're A One-shot Deal, One In A Million, So We Should Be The Least Likely Role Models. . . . I Think One Of The Problems In Society Today Is That We Don't Stress Education Enough, Because We Glorify Athletes, Actors And Actresses.