If Ifs Were Gifts, Every Day Would

I Can Be Bought. If They Paid Me Enough, I'd Work For The Klan.

I'm So Sick And Tired Of People In The Media Telling Us That Because Of The War, Sports Aren't Important. Fans Need Sports. We'd Have Only Crime And War To Watch On Tv If Not For Sports.

Poor White People And Poor Black People Just Don't Know How Much They Have In Common. Rich People Don't Give A Damn About Either Group.

My Wife's Married. I'm Not.

People Always Say Turn The Other Cheek. If You Turn The Other Cheek, I'm Gonna Hit You In The Other Cheek Too.