Only Dumb People Are Happy.

These Are My Wakeup Cupcakes, Some Anti-depressants And A Cellphone Book.

Mainstream Success Is Important - That's Probably Anathema To An Indie Publication Like Pitchfork, But It's What I Believe Having Experienced It Personally.

When I See 16 Year-olds Waiting For Me, I Just Want To Spank Them And Give Them Guitars And Tell Them To Start Bands. It's A Bummer That Girls Have To Respond To Rock Artists Sexually Instead Of, Like, 'wow, Me Too!'.

I'm A Catalogue Artist: I Compete With Bob Dylan.

In Rock Stardom There's An Absolute Economic Upside To Self-destruction.