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Syntax Must Be Bad, Having Sin And Tax In It.

In A Real Estate Man's Eye, The Most Expensive Part Of The City Is Where He Has A House To Sell

You Never Know How Much A Man Can't Remember Until He Is Called As A Witness.

Borrowing Money On What's Called 'easy Terms,' Is A One-way Ticket To The Poor House. If You Think It Ain't A Sucker Game, Why Is Your Banker The Richest Man In Your Town? Why Is Your Bank The Biggest And Finest Building In Your Town? Instead Of Passing Bills To Make Borrowing Easy, If Congress Had Passed A Bill That No Person Could Borrow A Cent Of Money From Any Other Person, They Would Have Gone Down In History As Committing The Greatest Bit Of Legislation In The World.

Never Slap A Man Who Is Chewing Tobacco.