One Ranger Is All You'll Ever Need.

You Think I'm Gonna Feel Better Eatin' A Carrot? Get A Grip. There's Two Idiots Out There Trying To Kill Me, And You Think I'm Gonna Waste My Last Breath On A Vegetable? (lula)

I Exchanged My Flannel Shirt For A Rangers Jersey And Zapped The Television On. Probably I Should Make More Phone Calls, But The Rangers Were Playing And Priorities Were Priorities.

Everyone Knows You Can't See Death Cooties. Take My Word For It, That Couch Has The Biggest, Fattest Death Cooties That Ever Existed. That Couch Has The Mother Of All Death Cooties. – Lula

Cute? I Think My Testosterone Level Just Dropped - Ranger

Morelli Beeped His Truck Unlocked. “if You’re Looking For Your Rent-a-cop, I Told Ranger You’d Be With Me This Morning.” “did He Make You Take A Blood Oath That You’d Protect Me?” “he Asked Me If I Had Adequate Health Insurance.