One Person With The Ability Of Half

For The Better Part Of My Adult Life, I Proudly Avoided Nerd/nimrod/goober Status. I Was Always Just Cool Enough.

Make Friends First, Make Sales Second, Make Love Third. In No Particular Order.

I Don't Think My Kids Have To Worry Too Much About Me Embarrassing Them Because That's Not How I Would Want To Grow Up, With Wacky Dad Showing Up At School And Performing For Everyone.

People Say, 'what's The Secret To A Marriage?' There's No Secret - I Think You Get Lucky.

I Don't Think Something Necessarily Has To Be Mean Or Cynical To Represent 'edgy.' I Think 'edgy' Can Mean A Lot Of Different Things.