One Person With The Ability Of Half

Make Friends First, Make Sales Second, Make Love Third. In No Particular Order.

I Don't Think Of Myself As Funny - I Don't Fill Up A Room With My Humor... I Would Fail Miserably As A Stand-up Comedian.

I Have No Idea Where My Pathetic Nature Comes From. If I Thought About It Too Long, It Would Depress Me.

I Had A Friend Who, After 25 Years Of Marriage, Found Himself Trying To Date Again, And It Was Completely Different. Everything Had Changed, And He Had To Reacquaint Himself. It Was Funny Even Talking To Him About It. For Someone Who Has Been Out Of The Loop, It’s A Different World.

Well, It Might Have Been If I'd Had Success Earlier In Life, But Having Success That Much Later Meant I Was Far More Grounded When It Came. The Last Few Years Of My Life Have Just Been Surreal And After A Lifetime Of Disappointment And Heartache And Rejection, I Still Don't Believe This Is All Actually Happening. I'm Extremely Grateful For My Success - I Just Never Expect It To Last And My Motto, If I Have One, Is Just Put Your Head Down And Do The Job.