Everybody Wants To Be A Bond Villain.

I Am Both A Night Owl And An Early Bird. So I Am Wise And I Have Worms.

When I First Started Looking At Twitter, I Followed People Like Steve Martin, Who Will Just Write The Funniest Non Sequiturs Now And Then, Which I Thought Was Really Fun. That's Kind Of The Road I've Taken. Every Now And Then, Something Comes Into Your Mind And You Put It Out There. It's Very Innocuous. I Think It's Kind Of Fun.

Sending A Handwritten Letter Is Becoming Such An Anomaly. It's Disappearing. My Mom Is The Only One Who Still Writes Me Letters. And There's Something Visceral About Opening A Letter - I See Her On The Page. I See Her In Her Handwriting.

Whenever I'm Offered Something, I Always Read The Script And Meet The Director. I Still Appreciate Just Being Considered.

I Love My Wife Dearly, And, Therefore, I've Never Cooked A Meal, Romantic Or Otherwise, For Her.