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I Was Under The Care Of A Couple Of Medical Students Who Couldn't Diagnose A Decapitation.

I Have Stood In A Bar In Lambourn And Been Offered, In The Space Of Five Minutes, A Poached Salmon, A Leg Of A Horse, A Free Trip To Chantilly, Marriage, A Large Unsolicited Loan, Ten Tips For A Ten-horse Race, Two Second-hand Cars, A Fight, And The Copyright To A Dying Jockey's Life Story.

I Have Been Commissioned To Write An Autobiography And I Would Be Grateful To Any Of Your Readers Who Could Tell Me What I Was Doing Between 1960 And 1974.

They Smoke Cigarettes Professionally. The Smoke Is Inhaled Very Sharply And The Teeth Are Bared.then The Head Turns To Give You A Profile And The Smoke Is Exhaled Slowly And Deliberately And The Grey Jet Stream Becomes A Beautiful Blue Cloud Of Smoke.what Are They Trying To Tell Us?

Women Should Have Labels On Their Foreheads Saying, 'government Health Warning: Women Can Seriously Damage Your Brains, Genitals, Current Account, Confidence, Razor Blades, And Good Standing Among Your Friends'.