One Of The Privileges Of The Great

To Have Money Is To Be Virtuous, Honest, Beautiful And Witty And To Be Without Is To Be Ugly And Boring And Stupid And Useless.

A Faithful Woman Looks To The Spring, A Good Book, Perfume, Earthquakes, And Divine Revelation For The Experience Others Find In A Lover. They Deceive Their Husbands, So To Speak, With The Entire World, Men Excepted.

To Win A Woman In The First Place You Must Please Her, Then Undress Her, And Then Somehow Get Her Clothes Back On Her, Finally, So That She Will Let You Leave Her, You've Got To Antagonise Her.

Only The Mediocre Are Always At Their Best.

Human Beings Are Like Timid Punctuation Marks Sprinkled Among The Incomprehensible Sentences Of Life.