You're An Attorney. It's Your Duty To

In Times Of Death And Famine, Reason Is On The Side Of The Priests-who Have Their Own Kind Of Logic Which Cries For Miracles And, On Occasion, Invents Them.

To Have Money Is To Be Virtuous, Honest, Beautiful And Witty And To Be Without Is To Be Ugly And Boring And Stupid And Useless.

There Is No Better Way Of Exercising The Imagination Than The Study Of Law. No Poet Ever Interpreted Nature As Freely As A Lawyer Interprets The Truth.

You're An Attorney. It's Your Duty To Lie, Conceal, And Distort Everything, And Slander Everybody.

The Stage Play Is A Trial, Not A Deed Of Violence. The Soul Is Opened, Like The Combination Of A Safe, By Means Of A Word. You Don't Require An Acetylene Torch.