Everyone Always Dies For His Country. If

To Win A Woman In The First Place You Must Please Her, Then Undress Her, And Then Somehow Get Her Clothes Back On Her, Finally, So That She Will Let You Leave Her, You've Got To Antagonise Her.

Close Your Eyes, All You See Is Yours.

Women Have No Sense Of The Abstract-a Woman Admiring The Sky Is A Woman Caressing The Sky. In A Woman's Mind Beauty Is Something She Needs To Touch.

The Secret Of Success Is Sincerity. Once You Can Fake That, You've Got It Made.

Men Should Only Believe Half Of What Women Say. But Which Half?