One Of The Most Widespread Diseases Is

How Do Wars Start? Diplomats Tell Lies To Journalists, Then Believe What They Read.

If The Reporter Has Killed Our Imagination With His Truth, He Threatens Our Life With His Lies.

There Is A Shortage Of Clerks. Everyone Is Going Into Journalism.

A Pun, Though Despicable In Itself, Can Be The Noblest Vehicle Of An Artistic Intention By Serving As The Abbreviation Of A Wittyview. It Can Be A Social Criticism In The Form Of An Epigram.

Nationalism Is The Love Which Ties Me To The Blockheads Of My Country, To The Insultors Of My Way Of Life, And To The Desecrators Of My Language.