A Fine World In Which Man Reproaches

The Heroes Of Obtrusiveness, People With Whom No Soldier Would Lie Down In The Trenches, Though He Has To Submit To Being Interviewed By Them, Break Into Recently Abandoned Royal Castles So That They Can Report, "we Got There First!" It Would Be Far Less Shameful To Be Paid For Committing Atrocities Than For Fabricating Them.

The Development Of Technology Will Leave Only One Problem: The Infirmity Of Human Nature.

I Knew A Man Who Carried His Education In His Vest Pocket Because There Was More Room There Than In His Head.

My Request That My Writing Be Read Twice Has Aroused Great Indignation. Unjustly So. After All, I Do Not Ask That They Be Read Once.

Newspapers Have Roughly The Same Relationship To Life As Fortune-tellers To Metaphysics.