Life Is An Effort That Deserves A

To Me It's Still A Greater Miracle When A Fly Flies Than When A Human Being Undertakes To Do So.

To Be Perfect, One Lacks Only A Defect.

The Psychoanalysts Pick Our Dreams As If They Were Our Pockets.

War Is, At First, The Hope That One Will Be Better Off; Next, The Expectation That The Other Fellow Will Be Worse Off; Then, The Satisfaction That He Isn't Any Better Off; And, Finally, The Surprise At Everyone's Being Worse Off.

There Are People Who Can Never Forgive A Beggar For Their Not Having Given Him Anything.