I Don't Plan To Grow Old Gracefully.

I Was A Ballerina. I Had To Quit After I Injured A Groin Muscle. It Wasn't Mine.

I Don't Like When There's Too Much Conversation Because I'm Shy And It Makes Me Uncomfortable.

Nobody Is Really Happy With What's On Their Head. People With Straight Hair Want Curly, People With Curly Want Straight, And Bald People Want Everyone To Be Blind.

When I Eventually Met Mr. Right I Had No Idea That His First Name Was Always.

Halloween Was Confusing. All My Life My Parents Said, "never Take Candy From Strangers." And Then They Dressed Me Up And Said, "go Beg For It." I Didn't Know What To Do. I'd Knock On People's Doors And Go, "trick Or Treat."