One Man's Poison Ivy Is Another Fellow's

A Good Jolly Is Worth What You Pay For It.

The Only City People Are Those Born So.

Early To Bed And Early To Rise Is A Bad Rule For Anyone Who Wishes To Become Acquainted With Our Most Prominent And Influential People.

In The City A Funeral Is Just An Interruption Of Traffic; In The Country It Is A Form Of Popular Entertainment.

Always Interline A Contract Before Signing It, Merely To Impress The Party Of The First Part. The One Who Puts His Signature To Articles Of Agreement Drawn Up By The Other Fellow Is Establishing A Dangerous Precedent.