One Man's Poison Ivy Is Another Fellow's

If It Were Not For The Presents, An Elopement Would Be Preferable.

Even The Elders Can Give A Number Of Helpful Hints.

The Wealthy Have Nothing Left Except Money.

A Bird In The Hand May Be Worth Two In The Bush, But Remember Also That A Bird In The Hand Is A Positive Embarrassment To One Not In The Poultry Business.

It Isn't How Long You Stick Around But What You Put Over While You Are Here.