One Man's Constant Is Another Man's Variable.

Computer Science Is Embarrassed By The Computer.

Any Noun Can Be Verbed.

Once You Understand How To Write A Program Get Someone Else To Write It.

Every Program Has (at Least) Two Purposes: The One For Which It Was Written And Another For Which It Wasn't.

We Toast The Lisp Programmer Who Pens His Thoughts Within Nests Of Parentheses.