Once You Understand How To Write A

Learning French Is Trivial: The Word For Horse Is Cheval, And Everything Else Follows In The Same Way.

One Man's Constant Is Another Man's Variable.

In The Long Run, Every Program Becomes Rococo, And Then Rubble.

Adapting Old Programs To Fit New Machines Usually Means Adapting New Machines To Behave Like Old Ones.

If You Have A Procedure With 10 Parameters, You Probably Missed Some.