Computer Science Is Embarrassed By The Computer.

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We Toast The Lisp Programmer Who Pens His Thoughts Within Nests Of Parentheses.

The Best Book On Programming For The Layman Is Alice In Wonderland, But That's Because It's The Best Book On Anything For The Layman.

There Are Two Ways To Write Error-free Programs; Only The Third One Works.

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