Men Who Have Much To Say Use

Keep A Cow, And Then The Milk Won't Have To Be Watered But Once.

To Bring Up A Child In The Way He Should Go, Travel That Way Yourself Once In A While.

When You Do Laugh, Open Your Mouth Wide Enough For The Noise To Get Out Without Squealing, Throw Your Head Back As Though You Were Going To Be Shaved, Hold On To Your False Hair With Both Hands And Then Laugh Till Your Soul Gets Thoroughly Rested.

Men Are Seldom Underrated; The Mercury In A Man Finds Its True Level In The Eyes Of The World Just As Certainly As It Does In The Glass Of A Thermometer.

The Soul Has More Diseases Than The Body.