If It Weren't For Baseball, Many Kids

When You Hire A Person To Plan Your Wedding, This Does Not Include Securing The Groom. Plan To Get Married On Friday The 13th. In Years To Come This Will Make It Much Easier To Explain Why Things Turned Out Badly. To Look Beautiful At Your Wedding, Take Time To Plan It. It Took Me A Long Time To Find Two Ugly Bridesmaids And A Frumpy Little Flower Girl.

My Eight-year-old Bought A Bicycle With The Money He Saved By Not Smoking.

I Serve Dinner In Three Phases: Serve The Food, Clear The Table, Bury The Dead.

What I Don't Like About Office Christmas Parties Is Looking For A Job The Next Day.

Fang Took The Entire Family Out For Coffee And Donuts The Other Night. The Kids Enjoyed It. It Was The First Time They'd Ever Given Blood.