One Day It Will Have To Be

Every Morning Upon Awakening, I Experience A Supreme Pleasure: That Of Being Salvador Dali, And I Ask Myself, Wonderstruck, What Prodigious Thing Will He Do Today, This Salvador Dali.

There Comes A Moment In Every Person's Life When They Realise They Adore Me.

I Don't Take Drugs: I Am Drugs.

Whatever Happens, My Audience Mustn't Know Whether I Am Spoofing Or Being Serious; And Likewise I Mustn't Know Either. I Am In A Constant Interrogation; When Does The Deep And Philosophically Valid Dali Begin, And Where Does The Looney And Preposterous Dali End?

Drawing Is The Honesty Of The Art. There Is No Possibility Of Cheating. It Is Either Good Or Bad.