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You Can Keep A Dog: But It Is The Cat Who Keeps People, Because Cats Find Humans Useful Domestic Animals.

When A Wicked And Unworthy Subject Annoyed The Sultan Of Turkey Or The Czar Of Russia, He Had His Head Cut Of Without Much Ceremony; But When The Same Happened In England, The Monarch Declared : "we Are Not Amused".

Japan Is, You Often Feel, An Improved Version Of The United States.

The English Are Always Ready To Admire Anything So Long As They Can Queue Up.

A Dog Will Flatter You But You Have To Flatter The Cat.