To Be Extravagant You Need Money. True.

The Man Who Is Not Afraid Of Danger Is Not A Hero, But A Psychopath.

Rich People (in Australia) Have Swimming Pools In Their Gardens But, At Least, They Do Swim In Them.

Foreigners Have Souls; The English Haven't.

Jokes Are Better Than War. Even The Most Aggressive Jokes Are Better Than The Least Aggressive Wars. Even The Longest Jokes Are Better Than The Shortest Wars.

The Art Of Conversation Could Not Die In Australia; It Never Lived. Television Did Not Kill It; There Was Nothing There To Kill.