Once You Get Into The [donald] Trump

It Probably Does Make It More Difficult To Enjoy A Good Laugh At Someone Who's Onstage, Seemingly Yelling At You. But I'm Not Yelling At The Audience, I'm Yelling At The World. It Genuinely Sucks If People Are Taking It That Way. But I'm Not Talking To Individuals.

I'm Concerned About How And Why There Is No Gun Control.

All My Friends Are Always Telling Me How Hard It Is To Have Kids. 'oh, David, It's So Hard.' That's Not Hard. I'll Tell You What Hard Is. Try Talking Your Girlfriend Into Her Third Consecutive Abortion. Yeah, That's Hard, That Takes Finesse. You're Just Inconvenienced.

We Should Just Get Somebody From The Left And The Right And They Should All Throw Bumper Stickers At Each Other And The First One To Cover The Other One Wins.

You Have To Get The Second Season By Acquiescing To A Third Season.