Let Me Tell You The Truth: The

What Is Truth Today May Be A Damn Lie Next Week.

There Are No Dirty Words, Only Dirty Minds.

I've Been Accused Of Bad Taste, And I'll Go Down To My Grave Accused Of It And Always By The Same People, The Ones Who Eat In Restaurants That Reserve The Right To Refuse Service To Anyone.

I Hate Small Towns Because Once You've Seen The Cannon In The Park There's Nothing Else To Do.

I Want To Perform An Unnatural Act.