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There's Always A Down Side With Any Freedom. It's Not Just Homosexual Freedom, But Any Sexual Freedom Comes At A Price, And That Is Usually Art.

You Can't Do Anything With Anybody's Body To Make It Dirty To Me. Six People, Eight People, One Person - You Can Do Only One Thing To Make It Dirty: Kill It. Hiroshima Was Dirty.

If You Live In New York, Even If You're Catholic, You're Jewish

Today's Comedian Has A Cross To Bear That He Built Himself. A Comedian Of The Older Generation Did An Act And He Told The Audience, This Is My Act. Today's Comic Is Not Doing An Act. The Audience Assumes He's Telling The Truth. What Is Truth Today May Be A Damn Lie Next Week.

The Only Honest Art Form Is Laughter, Comedy. You Can't Fake It... Try To Fake Three Laughs In An Hour - Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha - They'll Take You Away, Man. You Can't.