Once I Was Gone For A Month

I Have Jokes I've Told Before And Will Tell Again, But My Favorite Part Of The Night Is Talking To The Crowd.

I Talk To A Lot Of Librarians, And There's Always A Steady Drumbeat Of How Libraries Are Places Of Community. But A Lot Of Them Have Also Recently - And Just In The Nick Of Time - Refurbished, Because During This Economic Downturn, People Have A Tendency To Borrow Instead Of Buy.

The Problem With Cats Is That They Get The Exact Same Look On Their Face Whether They See A Moth Or An Axe-murderer.

I Was Born In Alabama, But I Only Lived There For A Month Before I'd Done Everything There Was To Do.

Adults Are Always Asking Little Kids What They Want To Be When They Grow Up Because They're Looking For Ideas