Once I Started To Look I Finally

I Am What I Eat. And I Am This Especially When I Bite My Nails.

When A Couch Potato Is Sliced Up And Then Deep Fried That Is Couch French Fries.

The Reason You Often Get In Comedy Is Because You're Not Getting Laid.

I Go The Gym And I Try To Run On The Treadmill And I Listen To Music But It Doesn't Motivate Me Enough. So I'm Going To Get A Recording Of A Pack Of Wolves Gaining On Me. People Would Be Like, 'why Is That Guy Crying On That Treadmill Over There?' 'i Don't Know, But He's Been Yelling, 'help' For Like 20 Minutes. He's Getting A Good Workout.

I Have A Time Machine At Home. It Only Goes Forward At Regular Speed