It Looks Like Garbage, My Ass. But

Once I Found Out How Much An Off-off-broadway Actor Makes, I Was Whoring Myself Out The Next Day.

My Mother Was Very, Very Protestant. I Grew Up Presbyterian, And I Went To Church Every Sunday Until I Was 18. I Was Forced To.

You're Encouraged To Pitch Your Own Story. That Way, You'll Have More Control Over What You Do.

I Have To Stay True To Myself.

I Don't Know How This Company Got The Name National Shakespeare Company, Because It Was Literally Like Retards Employing Retards.