On Vacations: We Hit The Sunny Beaches

Never Have More Children Than You Have Car Windows.

Car Designers Are Just Going To Have To Come Up With An Automobile That Outlasts The Payments.

Most Women Put Off Entertaining Until The Kids Are Grown.

No One Ever Died From Sleeping In An Unmade Bed. I Have Known Mothers Who Remake The Bed After Their Children Do It Because There Is Wrinkle In The Spread Or The Blanket Is On Crooked. This Is Sick.

I Firmly Believe Kids Don't Want Your Understanding. They Want Your Trust, Your Compassion, Your Blinding Love And Your Car Keys, But You Try To Understand Them And You're In Big Trouble.