She's As Funny As A Toothache

A Small Waist Makes You Tire Easily.

I Originate From A Family Where Sauce Is Viewed As A Refreshment.

Our Teen-agers Withdrew To Their Bedrooms On Their Thirteenth Birthday And Didn't Show Themselves To Us Again Until It Was Time To Get Married.

No Self-respecting Mother Would Run Out Of Intimidations On The Eve Of A Major Holiday.

Most Mothers Entering The Labor Market Outside The Home Are Naive. They Stagger Home Each Evening, Holding Mail In Their Teeth, The Cleaning Over Their Arm, A Lamb Chop Defrosting Under Each Armpit, Balancing Two Gallons Of Frozen Milk Between Their Knees, And Expect One Of The Kids To Get The Door.