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He That Searches For Praise Will Often Find Contempt.

I've Always Been Very Averse To Innuendo, Especially Sexual. I Find It Cowardly Or Something.

There Are Two Things At Which Most Men Are Grieved: When Their Faults Are Exposed, And When Their Virtues Are Concealed.

With The Ambitious, The Failure Of One Expedient Is The Suggestion Of Another; But With The Irresolute, Defeat Usually Occasions Abandonment Of Purpose.

I Think Clever People Think That Poor People Are Stupid.