On The Plane Was A Time Magazine

Basically, I Started On Stage Yelling And I Kept Yelling, And Then I Yelled Some More, And Then I Yelled Even Louder. I'm Modulated Now.

My Touring Has Never Stopped; From The Time I Started Doing Stand-up, I've Been On The Road.

The People We Elect Aren't Bipartisan. The American Public Is Bipartisan.

In My Lifetime, We've Gone From Eisenhower To George W. Bush. We've Gone From John F. Kennedy To Al Gore. If This Is Evolution, I Believe That In Twelve Years, We'll Be Voting For Plants.

Should I Eat This Or Should I Eat This? Well, I'll Have To Eat Both!