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Republicans Have Nothing But Bad Ideas And Democrats Have No Ideas.

In My Lifetime, We've Gone From Eisenhower To George W. Bush. We've Gone From John F. Kennedy To Al Gore. If This Is Evolution, I Believe That In Twelve Years, We'll Be Voting For Plants.

People Would Be A Lot Better Off If They'd Enjoy Being Single.

As Psychotic As It Gets Outside, The Comic Can Be More Psychotic.