On The Continent People Have Good Food;

On The Continent People Have Good Food; In England People Have Good Table Manners.

In Moscow They Do Not Pay Much Attention To The Living But Keep Their Cemeteries In A Splendid State.

You Can Keep A Dog: But It Is The Cat Who Keeps People, Because Cats Find Humans Useful Domestic Animals.

What Beefsteak Is To Argentina, Flamenco To Spain, Cool Reserve And Self-control In All Situations To An Englishman, What Vodka Is To A Russian And Beer To A Bavarian, What Money Is To A Swiss, That Is Outdoor-life To An Australian. It Is A Noble Mania, Better Than Vodka, Better Than Cool Reserve, Better Than Money.

If It Is Gay, Ribald And Lascivious Night-life You Are After, Israel Is Not The Place For You. The Night Clubs You Do Find Are Nearer In Spirit To A Ymca Than To Dens Of Iniquity.