On The Continent People Have Good Food;

A Great Deal Of The Pupils Time Was Spent Going Through, Once Again, The History Of The Communist (bolshevik) Party Of The Soviet Union. He Had Learnt It At Elementary School; At Secondary School; At His Sports Club; At The Komsomol; At The University; At A Folk Dancing Course; At The Chess-club.

Israel Also Deprived The World Of Its Chance Of Shedding Tears Of Genuine Sympathy Over Her Destruction. The World Resents This; It Likes To Feel Noble And Sympathetic.

Australia Objects To The Mini-skirt Not On Moral But On Economic Grounds. Australians Are No Prudes And The Lovely, Healthy, Sporty Australian Girls Have No Reason To Hide Their Knees And Thighs. However, The Mini-skirt Is Disastrous For The Wool-trade.

The Trouble With Tea Is That Originally It Was Quite A Good Drink. So A Group Of The Most Eminent British Scientists Put Their Heads Together And Made Complicated Biological Experiments To Find A Way Of Spoiling It. To The Eternal Glory Of British Science, Their Labour Bore Fruit.

The Country Has Always Been Governed By A Coalition But Today It Is Governed By A So-called Grand Coalition Which Is A More Polite Word For All And Sundry.