English Humor Resembles The Loch Ness Monster

Bargaining Is A Repulsive Habit; Compromise Is One Of The Highest Human Virtues - The Difference Between The Two Being That The First Is Practised On The Continent, The Latter In Great Britain.

Israel Also Deprived The World Of Its Chance Of Shedding Tears Of Genuine Sympathy Over Her Destruction. The World Resents This; It Likes To Feel Noble And Sympathetic.

The English Have No Soul; They Have The Understatement Instead.

A Foreign Observer Is Struck By Our Gentleness: By The Orderly Behaviour Of The English Crowds, The Lack Of Pushing And Quarrelling, The Willingness To Form Queues.

Long Before The Word Zionism Was Uttered For The First Time, Old Religious Jews Came From All Over The World To Die In Jerusalem. It Is The Finest Place To Die In - It Has Always Been Acknowledged. It Has A Joie De Mourir Quite Its Own.