[on Parenthood:] You Can't Change Your Mind--you

The Great Thing About New Jersey Is That It's Close To New York.

I Believe In Talking Behind Peoples' Backs. That Way, They Hear It More Than Once.

No One Earns $100 Million. You Steal $100 Million.

I Happen To Love A Good Run Almost As Much As Sex. Like Sex, There Are Often Times I Don't Think I'm Interested Until I'm Into It. Unlike Sex, I Do Have To Get Out Of Bed And Into The Elements. I Hate Leaving Bed.

When I'm Supposed To Be Writing I Clean My Apartment, Take My Clothes To The Laundry, Get Organized, Make Lists, Do The Dishes. I Would Never Do A Dish Unless I Had To Write.