My Favorite Animal Is Steak.

The First People Who Died Of Aids Were Artists. They Were The Most Interesting People.

It's Very Important Who The President Of The United States Is. America Is A Great Idea, So That's Why It's A Great Country.

I Believe In Talking Behind Peoples' Backs. That Way, They Hear It More Than Once.

Luckily When You Drive A Cab There Are Two Things: You Don't Have A Boss In The Cab With You, And You Are Not Facing The People That You Are Making Money From.

When It Comes To Sports I Am Not Particularly Interested. Generally Speaking, I Look Upon Them As Dangerous And Tiring Activities Performed By People With Whom I Share Nothing Except The Right To Trial By Jury.