No One Earns $100 Million. You Steal

Perhaps The Least Cheering Statement Ever Made On The Subject Of Art Is That Life Imitates It.

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Whenever I Am Doing Anything Else, Which Is Most Of The Time, Even If It Is Not Something Like Robbing A Bank, I Feel Felonious. Writing Is What I'm Supposed To Be Doing.

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