No One Earns $100 Million. You Steal

The Second I Learned To Read In First Grade, When I Was 5, I Preferred It To Life. And I Still Do.

Donald Trump Is Not My Fault. You Can Blame Certain Things On Me, But Not Donald Trump.

I'm Not A Communist. I'm An American. I'm A Capitalist. I Mean, I'm Not A Very Good Capitalist, Myself. I'm Not Very Good At It, But It's Not That I'm Not For Capitalism. But People Who Believe In Things Like Corporate Citizenship, It's Idiotic. I Mean, It Shows You're An Idiot.

I Never Would Start Writing Before Midnight And I Would Finish At, Like, Seven In The Morning.

I Hate All Jobs. I've Never Had A Job I Liked.