The Message Is Not So Much That

You Know Those Little Snow Globes That You Shake Up? I Always Thought My Brain Was Sort Of Like That. You Know, Where You Just Give It A Shake And Watch What Comes Out And Shake It Again. It's Like That.

I Don't Know Where My Ideas Come From. I Will Admit, However, That One Key Ingredient Is Caffeine. I Get A Couple Cups Of Coffee Into Me And Weird Things Just Start To Happen.

Man Swims In Shark Infested Waters, Forgets He's Shark Food.

The Picture's Pretty Bleak, Gentlemen... The World's Climates Are Changing, The Mammals Are Taking Over, And We All Have A Brain About The Size Of A Walnut.

People Try To Look For Deep Meanings In My Work. I Want To Say, 'they're Just Cartoons, Folks. You Laugh Or You Don't.' Gee, I Sound Shallow. But I Don't React To Current Events Or Other Stimuli. I Don't Read Or Watch Tv To Get Ideas. My Work Is Basically Sitting Down At The Drawing Table And Getting Silly.