I Never Liked My Own Species.

I Don't Know Where My Ideas Come From. I Will Admit, However, That One Key Ingredient Is Caffeine. I Get A Couple Cups Of Coffee Into Me And Weird Things Just Start To Happen.

People Try To Look For Deep Meanings In My Work. I Want To Say, 'they're Just Cartoons, Folks. You Laugh Or You Don't.' Gee, I Sound Shallow. But I Don't React To Current Events Or Other Stimuli. I Don't Read Or Watch Tv To Get Ideas. My Work Is Basically Sitting Down At The Drawing Table And Getting Silly.

The Idea For Any Cartoon (my Experience, Anyway) Is Rarely Spontaneous. Good Ideas Usually Evolve Out Of Pretty Lame Ones, And Vice Versa.

Man Swims In Shark Infested Waters, Forgets He's Shark Food.

I Actually Find A Lot Of Parallels In Jazz And Cartooning.