Old People Really Do Have A Secret

I'm Hooked On Email. That's Right, Kids, I'm One Of You.

The Worst Gift I Was Given Is When I Got Out Of Rehab That Christmas; A Bottle Of Wine. It Was Delicious.

There Are Rumors That There Is A John Edwards Sex Tape. People Say It's Twenty Minutes Of Edwards Caressing And Stroking...and That's Just The Part Where He Fixes His Hair.

I Know The Fashion Is That Everything Is Fair Game [for Comedy Material] But I Don't Believe That.

New Ipod. It Looks Like An Iphone But It Can't Make Phone Calls. So Its Really Just An Iphone.