It Takes At Least One To Make

Being On A Ship Is Something Like Being Pregnant. You Can Sit There And Do Absolutely Nothing But Stare At The Water And Have The Nicest Sense That You Are Accomplishing Something.

I Was Always The Last Woman On The Last Down Elevator As The Store Was Closing.

Some Enterprising Youth Should Go From Door To Door On Christmas Morning Peddling Batteries.

Do You Know How Helpless You Feel If You Have A Full Cup Of Coffee In Your Hand And You Start To Sneeze?

It Takes At Least One To Make A Marriage.